In theory, this can be solved; some folks have given interesting details about the boiling points of various substances ...
In reality, it's a big stretch to think that the lubricant is the sole limiting factor of success when:
* it's probably an off-road problem which created a hole in the oil pan of a "
2.5 4pot" Camry (a known excellent off-road vehicle

). I say this because he stated that the "
oil pan hit a rock". The only sensible way to interpret that is that he was rock-crawling in the Camry because the rock was stationary and the vehicle was moving. It could apply to other scenarios ... for example, if the hole was created by a mail truck striking a typewriter (IYKYK).
* Somehow, he has these resources and can easily solve these challenges:
1) first, a high-lift jack to raise the vehicle and remove the damaged pan and replace with a spare pan he carries in the trunk, plus the various socket sets needed ...
2) or maybe he breaks out the brazing gas and torch he has in the trunk and repairs the damaged pan, but manages to not catch the vehicle on fire ...
3) a chainsaw to get sufficient wood for the sourced wood-tar, plus the wood to stoke the required fire to make it (sticking with the off-road theme here) ...
4) the large kettle to boil the wood tar (I'm imagining a kettle big enough to cook Hansel and Gretel in ... I mean ... why not?)
But for some reason he does not have other resources (such as a spare 5-qrt jug of traditional motor oil in the footwell of the back seat ...)
And yet, he's more worried about the vis of the tar, the resultant wear in the engine, and if he should have used coal instead?
