Wife's dirty UOA trick

[advocate]

So I am waiting on results for my uoa for my F-150 from my wife's work (though she is in a different department). Her and her boss decided to find a bad report and make it look like mine. Here are the supposed results for 10 000 km on Petro Canada 5w-20. I nearly [censored] myself when she showed me the email...

When I get the real results I will post them up. Horrible trick! She definitely got me good!

 

[demarpaint]

Nothing like a wife with a twisted [in a good way] sense of humor!

 

[skyship]

Very funny and good to read, as the coolant had Sodium but not Potassium compounds and the main bearings (Pb) and rings (Cr) were fine but the cylinders did not think the coolant too good.
Did you rush outside and check the coolant level??

 

[yonyon]

Sounds like a fun wife you've found there but still a dirty trick! Now if only somehow you could get some crumpled up cash receipts maybe twice a week or so from places such as florists, Victoria's Secret, that sort of thing and maybe once in a while from a jewelry store...

 

[spasm3]

replace the air filter and change her oil, tell her its a fuel economy oil. Ask her to monitor gas mileage. Each evening add extra fuel from a can, about half of what she would use each day.

 

[dave1251]

Originally Posted By: yonyon
Sounds like a fun wife you've found there but still a dirty trick! Now if only somehow you could get some crumpled up cash receipts maybe twice a week or so from places such as florists, Victoria's Secret, that sort of thing and maybe once in a while from a jewelry store...



It is nice to play a joke now and again on your better half. But I do not advocate this, I would like the guy to live a see another Valentines day.

 

[yonyon]

Give the guy a little credit. He should be able to make it to Thursday easily.

 

[dave1251]

I think this falls under lets don't and say we did category.

 

[GROUCHO MARX]

Canadians are a devious bunch.

 

[yonyon]

No no no.... devious is when his cell phone rings once at 2:30AM and the caller ID comes up as private number, so he has to run out to the truck with no shoes on, drive off, and come back ten minutes later because he had to check something because of the high silicon.

 

[advocate]

My heart and mind was racing for a bit. Thinking of coolant, fe and silicon and if Petro Canada used Sodium in their add pack, intake leaks... She has been advised to NEVER do this again... Enough to give a guy nightmares!

 

[Dakota1820]

Your wife deserves a fist bump. Thats a good little trick she played.

 

[Barkleymut]

Originally Posted By: spasm3
replace the air filter and change her oil, tell her its a fuel economy oil. Ask her to monitor gas mileage. Each evening add extra fuel from a can, about half of what she would use each day.


NICE!!!!

 

[ueberooo]

looks good. A little low on zinc. Try extending the interval running this oil another 5k miles.