Joking is so much better than arguing , insulting or getting mad at each other for silly reasons.
So , we have this pattern that happens unsaid , by the wife and I upon entering Walmart. Once we walk in , we split up. She heads to the beauty products , home n health aisles. I , am drawn instantly, with absolute zero control , to my "areas". I slowly amble like some drunk or a sleepwalker until I end up way in the far back corner of store at the Auto & Tire Center / Outdoors plus Fishing / Hunting sections.
That designed , Auto & Tire Centers along with Outdoors & Hardware being all the way to the rear corner of the stores is pure marketing genius. Designed like any good mouse trap.. it works flawlessly. Very good chance we pick up several items along the way in and out. Then our wives , girlfriends too will spot and pick up items along their way to find and free their men from the spell holding their feet to the floor in those sections. Walmart is one truly powerful entity on earth!
The words ,
Walmart is the main entry that can be found on every single page of our check books. Yeah. I know its shocking but we still really do keep and update a checkbook.