A LONG TALE OF WINTER RECOVERY, er, RECOVERIES:
STAGE 1:
Last night in their XJ my buddy's wife stabbed the brakes when she shouldn't have on a snowpacked curve. Note these are VERY rural dirt county roads (we saw a total of two other vehicles throughout the entire ordeal)
They partially wrapped the front clip around a steel fence pole (H-post of what looked to be 2-7/8" oil field pipe) and were stuck. So, about 30 minutes before dark I get the call I knew I shouldn't have answered (he only calls when there's a problem and while he can always rely on me I can rarely rely on him).
I agree to go try to recover him or at least give him a ride home. With new BFGs and the factory rear locker my SuperDuty yanked him out with minimal drama.
As we're using my pry bar to try to get the fender out of the LF tire (this is where unibodies suck because it's more stout than JUST a fender and plastic liner), literally tossing pieces of the plastic fan shroud into my bed, and assessing if he can drive home, a newer Taco drives past on this S-curve. They were going plenty slow and I remember being grateful they seemingly knew how to drive in these conditions-- but mostly I was heads up in case they lost control. In snowy driving conditions I trust myself and never trust other drivers.
STAGE 2:
So I start following him home and it's just a few miles. Things are going good and I'm thinking how lucky he got and I'm looking forward to the bacon cheese guac burgers waiting for me at home.
We come up a rise and I'm trying to understand the lights I see facing in my direction but off to the side, down a steep embankment. Yep, it's the aforementioned Taco. On it's lid.
Never mind, they can't drive. And I can't for the life of me understand how they pulled this off.
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The driver has a door open and is standing outside the vehicle. He says he's fine and I ask him what he needs from me. He asks if I can give him a ride home and I say of course. Well, then I hear a baby crying. Holy ×÷+*!! Turns out his 3 month old and wife (or gf) are also in there, but thank god everyone's ok.
My buddy in the XJ is slowly losing coolant so we agree he'll continue limping home as I work to load up the young family. The woman isn't wearing shoes, walking around in socks, and by now it's definitely under 20*F
STAGE 3:
I start off with the young family loaded up.
The road is quiet, straight and flat. We come upon my buddy in the XJ, driver's side stuck in the left hand ditch!! How the he** did he pull this off?
At this point I determine I've entered the Twilight Zone. Vehicles are going off the road in places I'd never dream of such occurring. So, we strap him out a
second time.
I get the young family home and finally get home myself to a warm fire and burgers.
The SuperDuty never missed a beat. I drive the 6R140 in manual, always a gear lower than I should be so I have a bit of compression braking when I let off the throttle. I kill traction control because I learned to drive without it and can't stand the interference. Combined with new BFG ATs the truck is VERY sure-footed.
NOW, FOR THE SERMON:
If you live in snow country, have good tires.
In EVERY vehicle I carry a recovery bag. It can be a canvas tool bag and need not take up much space. In there I carry a 30' strap (20' is often too short) and it should have LOOP ENDS. Straps with metal hooks are WalMart garbage.
NEVER PUT A LOOP OVER A TOW BALL. Have a plan for recovery points on YOUR vehicle. Figure this out now in your garage, not on the side of the road. If you can't find anything, a rear receiver can be an option. Up front see if there are tow hooks you can bolt to the frame or unibody. Don't just look aftermarket-- try the classifieds or eBay for OEM tow hooks. 2nd Gen Tundras and GMT400s are just a few options. Ask local 4x4 shops -- most aftermarket bumpers require OEM hooks to be removed.
Even on most cars it's possible to install hooks just behind a bumper valance that are barely noticeable and don't significantly reduce approach angle in large dips, etc. Consult a local fabricator or machinist if you must.
I carry a receiver clevis mount and two clevii in my bag. After last night I think I'll add a second clevis mount and a hitch pin in case the other vehicle has a receiver.
A clevis mount just makes life a bit easier. With a 2" receiver you can slide the loop end in and run the pin thru the loop. Practice this in your garage, too. If you have a 1-1/4" receiver this won't be an option, so get a clevis mount.
Take good care of your strap -- it's an investment that can save the day. Store it neatly rolled in your recovery bag and don't put it away wet (they'll rot and mildew).
Do this now, seriously. Go to your favorite retailer and find a 30' strap, then build your recovery bag around that.