I just went out for an early morning drive in the Corvette and witnessed some crazy stuff! The first incident was a guy in a white SUV going at least twice the speed limit on the street near my place and he was weaving into the other lane and almost crashed into two other cars. I didn’t see him close enough to get a plate number and he was driving so fast that I lost sight of him and couldn’t see where he (possibly) crashed

The second incident was after I got out of Walmart and there was a guy at the bus stop yelling “I’m wasted!” and many other strange things and he was waving his arms around and playing the air guitar. I gotta move out of this strange town!