Zee09
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What are you on, dopeWarmth from a heater and her ample bosom. Head toward the light.



What are you on, dopeWarmth from a heater and her ample bosom. Head toward the light.
Completely sober. I’m not talking about now. I’m just seeing 20-30+ years down the road. You brought it up!What are you on, dope![]()
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I've got 2 or 3 daysCompletely sober. I’m not talking about now. I’m just seeing 20-30+ years down the road. You brought it up!
Besides maybe now AM can get back to work and stop thinking about his dating life
45 minutes after I dropped off my car they called to say that the windshield is done! Wow! These guys replaced the windshield in my Corvette about 6 years ago and they did a fantastic job with that so I expect the same quality work again when I get back to their shopI’m having a new windshield put in the Civic right now so I’m walking around the area getting my steps in while it’s being done. I should have gotten it done 4 years ago when I bought the car. The windshield is so badly pitted that you can barely see out of it when you are driving into the setting sun!![]()
I have a bunch of quips about married life.I've got 2 or 3 days
AM better be careful what he wishes for...
Yeah I don’t know. Tons of girls around here but all in relationships or I haven’t met them yet if they are single.You're at a tough age. There are more men than women on dating apps. Probably 1/2 the women your age range are either in college, just out of college and the majority but not all, of those women want someone college educated. Maybe the dating scene sucks in Roanoke?
Find one at home knitting!Yeah I don’t know. Tons of girls around here but all in relationships or I haven’t met them yet if they are single.
I have a bunch of quips about married life.
You just know if she can't find something in the fridge = MY FAULT
If I can't find something in the fridge = YOU MEN DON'T KNOW HOW TO LOOK FOR ANYTHING!!
Feel free to apply this truth to any room, any activity, etc
My favorite is: "Marriage is a fine institution, if you like to be institutionalized." I'm fully institutionalized, married for 26 years in June.I have a bunch of quips about married life...
Yeah I don’t know. Tons of girls around here but all in relationships or I haven’t met them yet if they are single.
Meet halfway hopefully.What happens if you meet a nice woman online but she is 4 hours away ?
When I got engaged in 2015 I went to palm cost Florida to look at a new house. The White Rogue Killer went with me.I have a bunch of quips about married life.
You just know if she can't find something in the fridge = MY FAULT
If I can't find something in the fridge = YOU MEN DON'T KNOW HOW TO LOOK FOR ANYTHING!!
Feel free to apply this truth to any room, any activity, etc
I am in that institution as well. Forty seven years now.My favorite is: "Marriage is a fine institution, if you like to be institutionalized." I'm fully institutionalized, married for 26 years in June.
Leave her there.What happens if you meet a nice woman online but she is 4 hours away ?
…me and WRK walked out to the car and as we sat down I looked over at her and she became demonic...
She said if you think I'm ever going to be like her you're crazy. I'm telling you right now...blah, blah, blah, and it went on for 20 minutes. Of course I threw in a myriad of cheap shots...
Women can be a piece of work...
To leave her there!And in that moment you knew… or should have anyway.![]()