Zee09
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What are you doing right now?
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Completely sober. I’m not talking about now. I’m just seeing 20-30+ years down the road. You brought it up!What are you on, dope
Besides maybe now AM can get back to work and stop thinking about his dating life
Zee09
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Patman
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45 minutes after I dropped off my car they called to say that the windshield is done! Wow! These guys replaced the windshield in my Corvette about 6 years ago and they did a fantastic job with that so I expect the same quality work again when I get back to their shopI’m having a new windshield put in the Civic right now so I’m walking around the area getting my steps in while it’s being done. I should have gotten it done 4 years ago when I bought the car. The windshield is so badly pitted that you can barely see out of it when you are driving into the setting sun!
I have a bunch of quips about married life.I've got 2 or 3 days
AM better be careful what he wishes for...
You just know if she can't find something in the fridge = MY FAULT
If I can't find something in the fridge = YOU MEN DON'T KNOW HOW TO LOOK FOR ANYTHING!!
Feel free to apply this truth to any room, any activity, etc
AutoMechanic
Site Donor 2025
Yeah I don’t know. Tons of girls around here but all in relationships or I haven’t met them yet if they are single.
Find one at home knitting!
True words!
My favorite is: "Marriage is a fine institution, if you like to be institutionalized." I'm fully institutionalized, married for 26 years in June.
What happens if you meet a nice woman online but she is 4 hours away ?
AutoMechanic
Site Donor 2025
Meet halfway hopefully.
Zee09
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When I got engaged in 2015 I went to palm cost Florida to look at a new house. The White Rogue Killer went with me.
The house was spectacular, no carpet great layout, nice garage and a tile roof. Great build quality.
I met with the builders wife, she was about 35 yo. And she was a doctor, a lawyer, and she ran her husband's business and she was very down to earth. I was very impressed to say the least. We talked for maybe 30 minutes and I was thrilled with the house and me and WRK walked out to the car and as we sat down I looked over at her and she became demonic...
She said if you think I'm ever going to be like her you're crazy. I'm telling you right now...blah, blah, blah, and it went on for 20 minutes. Of course I threw in a myriad of cheap shots...
Women can be a piece of work...
Buyer beware
SammyChevelleTypeS3
$50 site donor 2023
I am in that institution as well. Forty seven years now.
Still trying to decide if we gonna make it.
AutoMechanic
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Just got home from work. Going to grab a bite to eat before the Padres game comes on. Hopefully they make their season start off 5-0 they are 4-0 right now after sweeping the Braves. Also going to get on the dating sites. None of them are working and I’m bummed out.
Leave her there.
Patman
Staff member
I’m watching the Blue Jays play the Washington Nationals (on TV). The Jays don’t look very good so far this year and even though I have been a fan since they first started in 1977, I’m also a fair weather fan and I shut off the game as soon as they are down by 5 runs. I’m too old for that kind of frustration
To leave her there!And in that moment you knew… or should have anyway.
