This morning I rolled into my favorite Dollar Tree and a fine young filly parked next to me and we eyed each other up a bit.
As I exited my Mustang destroying monthly cash paid Alto Blue Maverick she knew I was indeed a man of wealth and distinction.
I looked over and said, How you doin' baby girl.. she giggled with excitement and said longly and loudly.. Fine......
As we walked to the door I stepped in front of her and opened the door for her. You could tell that poor girl hasn't had someone open the door for her in 20 years
We kept bumping into each other in the aisles... trading smiles. I think she was turned on seeing a big lug in the toiletry section.
We both got to the checkout at the same time and I gave her a curtsy to move in front of me... As I loaded up my items she put the separation bar between us and I thanked her. Quickly she scanned my items with her eyes to see if I was single.
I slowly went into kill mode. I said I really like your shoes and she said really...yeah I said although they do look a bit big for you... she replied, really.....then she said what size are your shoes in a bit of a huff....
I said size 14 and pulled out the offended puppy dog eyes look..
She sensed my sadness and said she was sorry ...
It was time to go into kill mode.
I let out a long sigh and she said, what's wrong. I said nothing really. I forgot my phone and I was going to an early lunch and now I have to go alone. Quickly she said she wasn't doing anything and she would go with me.. I said cool, I'll meet you outside as soon as I get out of here.
She walked out and Elsie the cashier I know said, James you're too old to be acting a fool...I replied, wanna bet...we both laughed...
Cynthia was outside waiting and she suggested she would drive. Good thing because my phone was on the passenger side seat...lol
We went to a little dive and we mainly sat and talked. She went on and on about her life and education and things like that.. I sorted of zoned out a bit as my norm...
We hit a spot of silence and I felt a meeting of the minds. It's as if I could read her mind..She kept saying to herself, I hope he likes me on and on and then she said to herself she always wanted to date a man ten years older than her father.
And as I gazed into her eyes it was a role reversal moment for me.
I said to myself..I wonder if she's going to pay my bills....
So that's how you do it
@AutoMechanic
On to the next...
but I’m not gonna spend money on that I’ve already got one at home from a while ago. My friend got kicked out and wants to come live here my parents told him no lol. So he wants me to get a place with him I told him not happening till he cleans up his act with the alcohol and smoking. I am 50/50 on wanting to move out versus wanting to stay anyway. And I probably would not with him because he doesn’t drive and I’d die if I had to do all the driving since I am scared of driving and hate it. I would want to move in with a girl lol 
