This one's for the married men

[Vilan]

A husband brought his wife a glass of water and two aspirins as she sat reading a magazine in bed.

She looked up at him, puzzled, and said, "But I don't have a headache!"

The husband exclaimed "Aha!"

 

[Shannow]

Reminds me of an oldy about the husband dusting his old fella with powdered asprin while standing at the foot of the bed.

 

[Gary Allan]

Originally Posted By: Shannow
Reminds me of an oldy about the husband dusting his old fella with powdered asprin while standing at the foot of the bed.

 

[ZZman]

Then she said: I don't have a headache, I have a pain in the ---! Now go play with your cars.