Remember the "Old Saying" thread

  • If I wanted your opinion, I would have asked.
  • Opinions are like a$$holes...everybody has one and most of them stink.
  • You can't fix stupid.
  • You break it, you bought it.
  • I don't need to outrun the bear, I just need to outrun you!
Father in law, when grand kids were in front of the TV, blocking the view: "Your father may have been a pane maker, but he was never a glass maker"

And, wise old man at the beginning of my career: " Work hard to please yourself. If you work hard just to please others, you will always have discontent."

My parents yelling: "Don't sit so close to the TV, you'll ruin your eyesight"

Measure twice, cut once.
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He/she has a face made for radio.

I was telling a 90 year old lady about an exchange I had with a beautifully spoken salesman.
"He has a voice made for radio", I said. She laughed.
The thriftiest man pays the most.

Do you want to help? Don't help.

Do you want t be right, or do you want to be happy?
My dad has always told me “a fool and his money will soon go separate ways” well he thinks I’m a fool for buying all these tools and license plates and now all my money is gone so he is probably right haha.
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