Why are pirates bad at cards?
Pirate jokes
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They aaaargue too much.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
RRRRRRRRRRRRR
INCORRECT.....It's the C. (as in "the sea")
ps The FedEx commercial with the pirate who says nothing but "AArrggh" is among the TOP 10 funniest of all time.
You never saw a commercial where the actor took "a bow" until that one with the possible exception of the musical Luden's Cough Drop commercial; another true classic.
ps The FedEx commercial with the pirate who says nothing but "AArrggh" is among the TOP 10 funniest of all time.
You never saw a commercial where the actor took "a bow" until that one with the possible exception of the musical Luden's Cough Drop commercial; another true classic.
Kira got it right, although I prefer to respond with "No, matey, a pirate loves the 'C'"
A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender notices he has a big steering wheel shoved down the front of his pants. So the bartender inquires, "Do you realize you have a big steering wheel protruding from your pants?"
"Aye," says the pirate, "it's driving me nuts!"
"Aye," says the pirate, "it's driving me nuts!"
Which family movie had the pirate's skeleton with a parrot's skeleton on his shoulder?
I haven't seen it. They're always standing on the deck!
Originally Posted by The_Nuke
A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender notices he has a big steering wheel shoved down the front of his pants. So the bartender inquires, "Do you realize you have a big steering wheel protruding from your pants?"
"Aye," says the pirate, "it's driving me nuts!"
Saw this in a free local community newspaper our first week in New Zealand in 2003. It was "Bryan's Joke of the Week", placed by a used car dealer. Puritanical me was 50% shocked and 100% amused. Some of his later jokes were worse.
A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender notices he has a big steering wheel shoved down the front of his pants. So the bartender inquires, "Do you realize you have a big steering wheel protruding from your pants?"
"Aye," says the pirate, "it's driving me nuts!"
Saw this in a free local community newspaper our first week in New Zealand in 2003. It was "Bryan's Joke of the Week", placed by a used car dealer. Puritanical me was 50% shocked and 100% amused. Some of his later jokes were worse.
What is a pirate's favorite restaurant? Arrrrrby's
What does a pirate pay for corn?
Buccaneer (say it out loud)
Buccaneer (say it out loud)
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr the original. If a finer arrrrrrrrrr is extant, we should like to know about it. Accept no imitations.
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buccaneer.
( I know, same joke)
A buccaneer.
( I know, same joke)
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How do pirates know they're pirates?
They think, therefore, they aaaarrrrr !
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A pirate walks into a bar and orders a beer, the barkeep says sure but you know there's a piece of paper towel stuck to your face...
The pirate replies, Arrgh, there's a bounty on me head!
The pirate replies, Arrgh, there's a bounty on me head!
say " i was born on a pirate ship" while pulling on both sides of your mouth with your fingers
The pirate said to his one-legged wife: "Peg, hop to it."
Hey, how did you get that hook where your hand should be?
ARRRGH, I fought a shark, and it ate me arm.
How did you get that patch on your eye?
ARRRGH, me parrot pooped in me eye and I lost it.
Why would that make you lose an eye?
First day with the hook, matey.
ARRRGH, I fought a shark, and it ate me arm.
How did you get that patch on your eye?
ARRRGH, me parrot pooped in me eye and I lost it.
Why would that make you lose an eye?
First day with the hook, matey.
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