1) It's not so bad that the cost of stamps goes up....it's the odd number thing, .37, .41. Just make it .50 and keep it that way for 10-15 years, then go .55....
2) My hair loss. Chicks won't dig me any more.
3) Guys that think chicks dig them just because the have hair.
4) Chicks that don't dig guys with body hair.
5) Sweaty cushions on work out machines.
6) Parents that don't regularly change kid's diapers.
7) Maids that throw away my razor in hotel rooms. Really a bummer when you are on your last one and some chick is gonna have dinner with you.
8) Stringy beef caught between your back teeth.
9) Grocery store fruit that never actually had any intention of getting ripe.
10) Speaking an almost perfect Mandarin to a Chinese person, and have the person NOT understand you because they are expecting some western language so they don't even listen...happens a lot.
11) Leaving for work with no inkling of having to take a dump and be half way to work and have a turtle head poking out.
12) Someone gassing and dashing in a store aisle and then innocently walking in the cloud.
13) Sunburn on the scalp.
14) Getting your ginger root taken away at the US/Canada border
15) Neighbor kid's friend come to pick up him up, but never leaves the car. Just honks and waits. Keeps honking until he comes out.
16) Michael Moore
17) Fat chicks, young fat chicks that don't even try, young fat chicks that don't even try to lose weightt and then say fat is cool and beautiful. Yeah right.
18) Clothing store for young fat chicks.
19) Donuts.
20) Mexican food with mushrooms (it's a PNW thing)
21) Chinese people who say they hate western food, but have never been outside of China.
22) Bosses who steal your ideas.
23) Bosses who actually never do anything but hang around with the people that report to you and try and act cool.
24) Bosses who talk bad behind your back, and make stuff up.
25) Starfruit.
