@Pablo getting some new neighbors: North Cascade Grizzly reintroduction starting soon

[vavavroom]

You can't outrun a bear, they always have said.

You may want to climb a tree. Or maybe not.

Henry has climbed a tree to get away from the cocaine-fueled bear.
Peter climbs in a panic a nearby tree. Henry tries to calm Peter.

Henry: "Bears can't climb trees!"
Peter: "Of course they can!"
Henry:"Then why are you up here?"

A few seconds later the bear scales Peters's tall tree in about 0.2 seconds and tears Peter apart.

Dialog from Cocaine Bear

 

[Kira]

That is some heartwarming stuff!

 

[vavavroom]

That is some heartwarming stuff!

Can't go wrong with a combination of schlock, horror, and comedy.