I haven't been a paying member of this wholesale club for years. However over the last few Xmas seasons I get things in the mail for free trial memberships. You know, post cards with my name on them.
Latest go-round I present the direct mail invitation at member service and I'm interrogated if I was ever a member before. Apparently they're like the TSA and have a file on everybody. "You just were earlier this year" the lady huffs, "Would you like to pay $45 to renew." "No", I reply, "just give me the trial membership."
I do some shopping. Ritz crackers come in a 4-box pack but each box only has three tubes of crackers. The single boxes you buy elsewhere have four tubes. Unit price comparison you'd have to be rain-man to pull off. Nothing is the same size in that store as anywhere else.
They have a couple of nice deals: Chock full of nuts coffee, three pounds exactly. No foolin' around. Maple syrup. Spices. Dawn dish soap. I get in there and fill the cart up as I'm nearing Feb 28.
Hit the checkout and, shoot, my membership expired. This is news to me as it's not printed on the card anywhere. Card has no date on it and just says check your receipt. Well how am I going to buy something just to see if I'm allowed to buy something?
Give the card to a wandering BJer and she checks it on a computer. Membership ran out Jan 31.
I'm pretty sure the "holiday special" ran through Feb previous years. Guess they decided that was too long and people were just filling their carts and freezers with delicious $1.99/lb perdue chicken thighs to get through the year.
So I got to do the walk of shame putting all my stuff back on the shelves. Luckily I was not embarrassed as all the other shoppers stare at their shoes all the time! There is never any eye contact! I think the place is full of zombies.
On topic for oil, $30 for 12 qts of Formula Shell? Get real.
Latest go-round I present the direct mail invitation at member service and I'm interrogated if I was ever a member before. Apparently they're like the TSA and have a file on everybody. "You just were earlier this year" the lady huffs, "Would you like to pay $45 to renew." "No", I reply, "just give me the trial membership."
I do some shopping. Ritz crackers come in a 4-box pack but each box only has three tubes of crackers. The single boxes you buy elsewhere have four tubes. Unit price comparison you'd have to be rain-man to pull off. Nothing is the same size in that store as anywhere else.
They have a couple of nice deals: Chock full of nuts coffee, three pounds exactly. No foolin' around. Maple syrup. Spices. Dawn dish soap. I get in there and fill the cart up as I'm nearing Feb 28.
Hit the checkout and, shoot, my membership expired. This is news to me as it's not printed on the card anywhere. Card has no date on it and just says check your receipt. Well how am I going to buy something just to see if I'm allowed to buy something?
Give the card to a wandering BJer and she checks it on a computer. Membership ran out Jan 31.
So I got to do the walk of shame putting all my stuff back on the shelves. Luckily I was not embarrassed as all the other shoppers stare at their shoes all the time! There is never any eye contact! I think the place is full of zombies.
On topic for oil, $30 for 12 qts of Formula Shell? Get real.