New Retirement Plan (joke, maybe not)
NEW RETIREMENT PLAN
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the
original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer
one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the
aluminum recycling price,
you would have $51.00.
Based on the above, current investment advice is
to drink heavily and recycle.
IT IS CALLED THE 401 KEG PLAN
NEW RETIREMENT PLAN
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the
original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer
one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the
aluminum recycling price,
you would have $51.00.
Based on the above, current investment advice is
to drink heavily and recycle.
IT IS CALLED THE 401 KEG PLAN
