My neighbor lady suggested pickup lines for single BITOGers

[Carlostrece]

She suggested single BITOG men should try the following pickup lines on women....

"Hi. You wanna talk about motor oil?"

"Hi. You wanna talk about antifreeze?"

"Hi. Let's talk about grease."

I was skeptical that those lines would work, but she assures me that single women will love those pickup lines.

 

[Zee09]

More like,
If you're looking for a burger I'm the king

 

[Carlostrece]

More like,
If you're looking for a burger I'm the king

Just FYI, I don't normally wear a BK crown in daily life. That would be wierd. I normally wear a tinfoil hat.

She's the one who photographed me wearing the crown. I wore it because I knew she'd laugh. I posted it as my avatar so you guys would know who's the king!

 

[Zee09]

Just because of you I'm going to BK in a few hours...

 

[Carlostrece]

Just because of you I'm going to BK in a few hours...

Get yourself a crown while you're there.

 

[Carlostrece]

Just because of you I'm going to BK in a few hours...

Hold on. It's 30 min after midnight Pacific time Sunday on Westcoast. It's 1:30 to 3:30 AM Sunday farther East in USA. So how can you be going to BK in a few hours? Do you have a 24/7 BK where you are? BK closes at midnight in my town.

Even if you have a 24/7 BK in your city, is BK food worth the risk of getting mugged?

 

[Zee09]

Hold on. It's 30 min after midnight Pacific time Sunday on Westcoast. It's 1:30 to 3:30 AM Sunday farther East in USA. So how can you be going to BK in a few hours? Do you have a 24/7 BK where you are? BK closes at midnight in my town.

Even if you have a 24/7 BK in your city, is BK food worth the risk of getting mugged?

They are 24/7 here and I'm in MD.
We lost a few locations recently but I live in a rural area so not much crime although it's not the greatest area around here

 

[Astro14]

"Yeah, it's a 1998 Crown Vic"

"Let me tell you how I save money on oil"

"Yeah, I make a lot money on my stock trades...I bought cardboard at 3 cents a ton, and it's up to, what, 6 cents a ton? And I only have to keep four tons at my house..."

 

[spasm3]

Would you like to see my stash?

 

[4wd]

And just buy Amsoil once - refill with ST behind the house so she’s only seeing you with the Amsoil bottles …

 

[fantastic]

Get yourself a crown while you're there.

Why else do you think @Zee09 would go? You're his role model.

They are 24/7 here and I'm in MD.
We lost a few locations recently but I live in a rural area so not much crime although it's not the greatest area around here

Don't worry the king @Carlostrece will protect you. The minute they see that shiny emblem, everyone will scatter.. "make way for the king"

 

[Zee09]

Why else do you think @Zee09 would go? You're his role model.

Don't worry the king @Carlostrece will protect you. The minute they see that shiny emblem, everyone will scatter.. "make way for the king"

 

[walterjay]

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Is that North East?

 

[Zee09]

Is that North East?

Yes....not my favorite area but BKs are rare these days

 

[walterjay]

While you're there you can go into Walmart and get their fried chicken for later.

And that is my favorite Walmart. Never too crowded and the aisles are much wider than the ones in my immediate area.

Yes....not my favorite area but BKs are rare these days

 

[Zee09]

While you're there you can go into Walmart and get their fried chicken for later.

And that is my favorite Walmart. Never too crowded and the aisles are much wider than the ones in my immediate area.

My favorite everything is Oxford.
I only go to Walmart once a year as I can get oil and filters etc. With my grocery deliveries.

 

[Mainia]

She suggested single BITOG men should try the following pickup lines on women....

"Hi. You wanna talk about motor oil?"

"Hi. You wanna talk about antifreeze?"

"Hi. Let's talk about grease."

I was skeptical that those lines would work, but she assures me that single women will love those pickup lines.

You will do fine with your above lines, but in the middle of the above, slip in "baby oil" and see how that goes.

 

[walterjay]

My favorite everything is Oxford.
I only go to Walmart once a year as I can get oil and filters etc. With my grocery deliveries.

Oxford seems too far for me. But I may go there once and see.

 

[SC Maintenance]

Well the good news is if I used those on someone my wife would shake her head and say you can have him.

 

[Zee09]

Oxford seems too far for me. But I may go there once and see.

I'm in a unique area as I'm like 8 miles away from NE., Elkton, Oxford, and Newark DE...