Originally Posted By: Jarlaxle
Originally Posted By: d00df00d
Originally Posted By: andyd
I would get either a Town Car or a Grand Marquise. Less gadgetry to replace.
As eminently trustworthy and endearing as those cars are, they ride and drive like ox carts compared to the other cars listed here.
Anyone claiming that has never ridden in a Town Car. It really is that simple.
Except me, evidently. It's rarely safe to make assumptions about people you've never met.
Dynamically, the Town Car is competitive with modern luxury cars in exactly one respect: It soaks up bumps reasonably well. Unfortunately, it still jiggles over some bumps because of its live rear axle, and it still permits a lot of excess body motion. Modern luxury cars can match or beat the Town Car's ride compliance while handling WAY better.
Steering in the Town Car is overboosted, slow, vague, and numb. That, combined with the excess body motion and preposterously unsupportive seats, makes the car hard to place on the road. Even the softest modern luxury cars (thinking of Mercedes and Lexus here) do a better job here. This is important because luxury is about feeling at ease, and it's hard to feel at ease when you have no idea what the car is about to do next.
All Panther platform cars make very poor use of their huge footprints. They have HUGE trunks, but their interior dimensions are nothing special for a car of that size. Other luxury cars have much roomier and more usable interiors.
In terms of speed, the Town Car is nowhere on the map. Modern luxury cars can easily outrun it with fewer cylinders and better fuel economy.
Sorry, but the Panther Platform was outdated 20 years ago. It has a body-on-frame chassis with a live rear axle and an engine that wasn't particularly advanced in the early 90s. It's desirable because it's cheap, it's reliable, and it has character -- not because it actually stands up to modern cars in any measurable way.