The Dealer, Stealering? No WAY!
I was under the impression that these DOHC timing belted 4 bangers were pretty easy on the oil with no turbo. Little pressure needed to open the 4 valves and if you aren't a mad-hat with the revs, they don't spin much faster than any other below 70MPH anyway. And with nearly four-quart sumps, or four with filter, there's as much oil in the sump as many cars with V-6's now. These little sumps are as much a factor as any other, I bet.
This roller-skate Hyundai I drive doesn't darken the oil even a little in 4000 miles, let along blacken it. I vote bad skinky PCV valve. A quick run of ARX and a new filter ought to clean it up, yes? No?