You just reminded me of when a younger me used his 1989 Audi 80 to pull my buddy's 1991 Audi 80 Avant.Gotta go ghetto-style and pull it via rope with an old rusted pick up truck filled with scrap metal.
Just a ratchet strap and two kids limping across Rothenburg in the pouring rain to the Bosch service center to have an injection pump timed.