If BITOG were to form a rock/metal band then what would it be called?

[ekrampitzjr]

Pablo and the Signatures. (Amsoil reference)

 

[Hermann]

The Crude Curmudgeons

 

[goingplacesanddoingstuff]

Total Bass Number

 

[spasm3]

That's "Close to The Edge"

Maybe so, i deleted it.

 

[Big E]

"The People of Walmart"

 

[paulri]

I'm extendin' my oil changes
I'm flirtin with disaster

Molybdenum Hatchet

 

[CheezWhiz]

I'm extendin' my oil changes
I'm flirtin with disaster

i got the pedal to the floor ...
my oil's shearing faster ...

 

[paulri]

We're flirtin' with disaster
Ya'll know what I mean
The length of our OCIs
It makes no sense to me

i got the pedal to the floor ...
my oil's shearing faster ...

 

[CheezWhiz]

We're flirtin' with disaster
Ya'll know what I mean
The length of our OCIs
It makes no sense to me

I don't know your TBN or how much ZDDP ...
When we gamble with our ride ...
We wear it out ya see ...

 

[walterjay]

Shear Disaster

 

[wavinwayne]

AD/BV

 

[Drew7a]

The KIA's (Know it All's)
Ringland and the cleaners
Ester and the AN
Thins Café
Thickies and the Shear
Double speak
Carbonaceous and the Deposits

 

[macarose]

Molybdenum Lubricity

 

[ZeeOSix]

Bickering

BITOG = Bickering Is The Obvious Goal.

 

[ZeeOSix]

MOFT Headroom

 

[NormanBuntz]

There were the Honeydrippers. How about the Oil Drippers?

 

[frankbee3]

Unicorn Tears and Shear.

 

[Slow Car Sport Mode]

In no particular order, just some answers from thinking through mout the day, all angles:

The Friction Modifiers
The 7th Quart
Oil No More
Korn Oil
Guns N'Oil
Give Me Oil Or Give Me Death
KOTO that stands for Keepers Of The Oil
Rejecters Of The OLM
Give Me Oil Give Me Fire Give Me That Which I Desire
The ASTM D445s
The Not B 229.52s
The A30s
Oil Anonymous
Sniff N' The Shears
Shift'N The Gears
Shears For Gears
The Oneders
The Fuchs
Cujet
M///
Bodywork
Bob Hard Oil
Midnight Oil
The Red Line
The POE Boys
POE
PAO
Eine kleine Nachtmusik
The Friction Modifiers
The Not Your Mother's Pennzoils
SOPUS
We Don't Need No UOAs
Welcome To The Machine
Apt Pupil
The API SNs
The POEs
The AMG Killers
OVERKILL
OVERFULL
Unimpressed
Stop Being Stupid
Dino Juice
The ILSAC GF-6as
Orvinder (possibly already taken)
The Teslas From Hell
Tesla's Back and he's ******
The Durangos
Lithium Blade
Move (Get Out The Way)
The Old Men
The Alkylated Naphthalenes
The Seafoam Destroyers
The Grid
The Unit
The Oil
Wind Farm
Nuclear
Bring Back Nuclear Power
The Peaks
Twin Peaks
BlueDEF
So so DEF
Torque to spec
Change The Oil
The Drums 🛢
The High Performance Pragmatists
The Money Shot
Captains Of Thermodynamics
Newton's Keepers
The Oil Society
Mid-Day Oil
Capacity
Oppenheimerus

 

[OilUzer]

40 S&W

Because we need something thicker than 38 Special and since it's bitog, we need to meet the SAE J300 viscosity grades ...

For the younger crowd:
38 Special (Band)
Caught Up In You (Song)

 

[Lubener]

Death Rattle.