I feel like we have lots of dads here who are probably full of annoying dad jokes!
Personally I’ll be annoying my wife & kids with these as often as possible!
Personally I’ll be annoying my wife & kids with these as often as possible!
How Dad Are You?
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I'm pretty much 100%, then...
My jokes would offend your mom & dad. They would feel violated when they heard the punchline. 
When I was a kid my mom would occasionally have a neighbor take us to school since we attended the same school as his daughter who was a few grades ahead. He was full of dad jokes non stop. As as 7 yr old I thought they were hilarious.
My jokes would offend your mom & dad. They would feel violated when they heard the punchline.
My jokes aren't like that, but I'm sure they'll get there once they're teenagers.
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One of my favs.
Someone says "it's driving me crazy".
My response: I bet that's a short trip.
Someone says "it's driving me crazy".
My response: I bet that's a short trip.
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Yeah, pretty much 100%, the kids don't think the amputate joke is all that funny...
When my kids tell me they are hungry I ask them "Didn't you eat yesterday?".
Eye rolls ensue.
Eye rolls ensue.
I can't find my ....fill in the blank. It's in the same place you left it. Annoying? Yes, very annoying.
A the job...... I need a break. "you got a break when we hired ya." hahahahaha.
A the job...... I need a break. "you got a break when we hired ya." hahahahaha.
I give the benefit of the doubt and ask if it's a short trip or a long trip.
Good stuff guys. Im stealing some of y’all’s material and filing away for the future!
Not a dad, but I still say these. 
"keep practicin..."
8^ )
"U might make that lofty status in 10 yrs"
How dad are you is the latest: another karen, yeah right boomer
Just pull out the "wippersnaper" comment our folks did (b. 1920 - 30)
8^ )
"U might make that lofty status in 10 yrs"
How dad are you is the latest: another karen, yeah right boomer
Just pull out the "wippersnaper" comment our folks did (b. 1920 - 30)
Well, when I would come out with a Dad word of wisdom my kids would say incredulously “What? We’ve never heard anything like that before !” To which I would dutifully respond, “Well, you can’t say that anymore, so just do it!”
This is gold. Definitely gonna steal that one!
You cold? stand in the corner, they're usually 90 degrees.
