(Maybe this one will flow better than my last post.)
There have been a couple reports recently about home break-ins. Perhaps this would help:
Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of mens used work boots--a really big pair.
Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dog dish.
Leave a note on your front door that says something like, "Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition--back in a hour. Don't disturb the pitbulls, they've just been wormed."
There have been a couple reports recently about home break-ins. Perhaps this would help:
Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of mens used work boots--a really big pair.
Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dog dish.
Leave a note on your front door that says something like, "Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition--back in a hour. Don't disturb the pitbulls, they've just been wormed."
