Hit a skunk!

There’s a dead skunk in the middle of the road......
And it's stinkin' to high heaven.


A long time ago, I had a very similar experience. Late at night, speeding on a small country lane, and a skunk was right in the middle of my lane. I decided that swerving enough to avoid the skunk may be dangerous, so I went right over the top of it. The skunk was killed, but luckily my car didn't get very much at all of the smell. It must have been slow at releasing it's gland. But the smell was enough to get me out of a ticket. :sneaky:

Another half mile down the lane, I get pulled over by a city police officer. He reminds me of the speed limit on the road, gave me a verbal warning and let me go.

The next Sunday at church, a friend comes up and says to me, "I hear you met my husband last week. The only reason you got off without a ticket is because he can't stand the smell of skunk." :D For me, the skunk smell was just barely noticeable, but I guess the smell was too much for him.

BTW, I later became good friends with her husband, the officer that let me off.
 
We have this albino skunk that’s been hanging out around my house recently. Fortunately he hasn’t sprayed anyone or the dog yet and hopefully it stays that way lol. You come down the driveway in the evening and you can see it’s pink or red eyes glowing with the light. I’ll try to get a picture next time I see it.
 
My uncle has been sprayed twice by skunks when he was a teenager running a trap line. His career was as a biological research scientist that spanned 40 years. He is 87 and still runs a trap line. Evidently his life experiences taught him to avoid a live skunk in a trap, because it hasn't happened since.
 
My uncle has been sprayed twice by skunks when he was a teenager running a trap line. His career was as a biological research scientist that spanned 40 years. He is 87 and still runs a trap line. Evidently his life experiences taught him to avoid a live skunk in a trap, because it hasn't happened since.
Skunks are also among the biggest carriers of rabies in the eastern US, right up there with raccoons, foxes, bats, and feral cats. Another reason to avoid them.
 
One thing stinkier than skunk. I mean skunks are repellent, so you get out of the area. Fine. Send the car through the car wash six times, done.

Worse? A wet dead raccoon who has let his juices out. It's instant heme (iron stink) puke. Nasty. It doesn't stick to a person, but one wiff...........
 
Skunks are also among the biggest carriers of rabies in the eastern US, right up there with raccoons, foxes, bats, and feral cats. Another reason to avoid them.
I've heard that de-scented and vaccinated skunks make great house pets. I've been told they're loving and loyal.

FWIW,

Scott
 
skunk you say?
Here is the alert sheet from the backyard unifi g6 ptz camera.
(I can click on them to jump to the video starting 5s before the snapshot)
its not always skunks (there is a possum in there too)
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Amazing the things you would never know about without a camera.
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I've heard that de-scented and vaccinated skunks make great house pets. I've been told they're loving and loyal.

FWIW,

Scott
Yeah, I know.. But think about it. Have you ever seen a dirty skunk? The ones I see always look freshly bathed; the black is shiny black and the white is pure white.

And speaking of wild pets, our old neighbors adopted a wounded crow who damaged his wing making it impossible to fly. Ralph and Christine let the crow live in their house. Named him Max. Max walked around like he was part of the family. He lived with them for a couple years before the neighbor's cat got him while he was out for a walk on the patio. Ralph and Christine were genuinely saddened. They loved that bird - and it was obvious he loved them too because of how he interacted with them. Max even used to watch television with them!

Scott
 
I've heard that de-scented and vaccinated skunks make great house pets. I've been told they're loving and loyal.

FWIW,

Scott
They actually are, but many states and localities restrict keeping them (and other critters such as raccoons and squirrels) as pets, especially if you got one from the wild yourself.
 
It's going to take a long time for the skunk smell to go away. Be happy it's "only" your cars.

Several years ago our grand dog was staying with us; a sweet middle-aged female German Shepard named Cali. We let her outside to go pee before we went to bed for the night. Cali charged through the door when I let her back in, only for me to realize she had been skunked...
Same thing happened in the early 90s at my Mom's house. She had to get a fire restoration company to run an Ozone machine in the house for a couple of days with everybody out. It sort of worked.
 
Skunks are also among the biggest carriers of rabies in the eastern US, right up there with raccoons, foxes, bats, and feral cats. Another reason to avoid them.
People "killled" 273,000 of their kind through the past decade in the U.S. - and that's just the Flu.
 
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