>THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A
>SAUNA.
>
>SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND
>THE BEEP STOPPED.
>
>THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I
>HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
>
>A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM
>TO
>HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I
>HAVE
>A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
>
>THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD
>TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.
>
>SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A
>PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR
>EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
>
>THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID......... WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M
>GETTING A FAX!!
>SAUNA.
>
>SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND
>THE BEEP STOPPED.
>
>THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I
>HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
>
>A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM
>TO
>HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I
>HAVE
>A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
>
>THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD
>TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.
>
>SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A
>PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR
>EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
>
>THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID......... WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M
>GETTING A FAX!!
