For your grinning pleasure.

[Quattro Pete]

Originally Posted By: oilyriser
What does the book say about the number of hours to remove a mattress?



Maybe this would fall under "remove dislocated suspension springs".

 

[artificialist]

Boaters have there engines locked up by wire quite often.

That in mind, they can't always see what is down where the propeller is.

 

[dkryan]

C'mon Salesrep!

At least tell us WHERE this occurred (you know, where the dude was from). City and state will be sufficient.

 

[salesrep]

Billy hills of Eastern Ky, West Va. or S. Oh.

 

[RedOak]

Don't ya all know that when yure runnin shine that ya don't stop for nuthin! From section 2 rule a in the Junior Johnson book on how to move shine in a tough economy. Sold in most Appalachin book stores, next to the pickeled pigs feet.

 

[ekpolk]

Priceless. . .

 

[TooManyWheels]

"I see it has the hand-tied, high-temper pocketed coils. That's going to cost him extra....."

 

[AcuraTech]

Man, I've seen some doozies in my day, but that takes the cake.

In Wisconsin? Yeah, right! We eat a lot of cheese up here, but we have more sense than that!

I can imagine the look on the techs face when he kneeled down to get the hoist set up under the truck. "Looks like I found a problem here."

That guy would be getting an estimate for a new driveshaft, forget about trying to get all that spring steel off!

 

[ARB1977]

Anybody got any dikes, hehe.

 

[yeti]

red oak -- you could be right. once again,this is what happens when cousins marry.