Flat earthers???

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Originally Posted By: Virtus_Probi
Originally Posted By: aquariuscsm
Originally Posted By: rooflessVW
Originally Posted By: LoneRanger
Wait, what?

I thought the Earth was hollow and aliens lived inside.

Sleestaks?


Wasn't Enik the head Sleestak?
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I thought this was a Dr Who reference at first...wow, I used to watch Land Of The Lost and hadn't thought about it in years. Wasn't a whole bunch of the story about moving little glowing rocks around on a sort of table?


Yeah!! I think you're right. And when they'd move one of those rocks,didn't it open some kind've doorway to another dimension?
 
Originally Posted By: HemiHawk
Originally Posted By: yeti


(hemi -- anybody that doesn't believe in the easter bunny, or santa, is a Nazi.)


You know, I was a little out of line there. I don't have much evidence that the bunnies not real.


I believe in the Playboy bunny
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Sorry guys I have been busy working. It is midday on a Thursday. I'm glad you were able to entertain yourselves by personally insulting me in this echo chamber circle jerk. I never claimed to be a genius. My test scores and academic achievements are not relevant to this conversation. I would much rather have a civilized discussion exchanging real world observations and verified experiments.

As many of you pseudo intellectuals have noted, living here in the southeast United States, I am surrounded by the stereotypical ignorant masses. It is so refreshing to come here to this board and enjoy the company of so many geniuses and comedians. I imagine it is empowering to come on here and bully a stranger, like you were never able to do in high school... physically or academically. Probably a nice little diversion from work before going home and being bossed around by the wife.

Back on topic. Eclipses have been documented for thousandd of years with both the Moon and the Sun visible in the sky at the same time. Hmmm. I believe the sun and the moon are much, much closer to Earth than they would have you believe. They want you to believe the sun is 93 million miles from Earth. They have to use gigantic numbers so the math kinda works. Have you ever wondered how the Earth can fly through space 1.6 million miles every single day but none of the stars or constellations have changed one inch in recorded history. The Stars rotate around the earth. A scientist proved this, I will look up the experiment. The earth is special, you are special. There is a creator. All of the balls on a pool table are round. That doesn't make the pool table a sphere. Gotta go for now.
 
Originally Posted By: Drew99GT
Originally Posted By: AndyinAL
Supposedly thousands of satellites up there. Why do we never see a single one from the fake ISS footage? Can someone produce a real picture of one in orbit that is not an animation?


You can see satellites with the naked eye on a clear night for [censored] sake! LOTS OF THEM!

FFS; if the Earth is flat, why can airplanes fly in one heading and come back to the same starting spot and not fly off the edge???

Flat Earth is the dumbest and easiest to debunk conspiracy theory.
I wonder what the flat earth explanation is for satellite TV antennas being pointed at the south west sky? It oughta be good.
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A good delusion is a terrible thing to waste.
 
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I will say Andy,your thread is definitely some food for thought. I find subjects like this to be fascinating.
 
Originally Posted By: Vikas
How did Andy manage to keep his genius self hidden for so many years on BITOG? He has been registered here many years now. Did he just become a genius?

I love this guy. We need more like him here on BITOG.

I beg moderators to please keep an open mind and NOT lock this one. Please, please, pretty please.

AND no briar patch here either; we need this topic open so the children of next generation will not become indoctrinated zombies.


^^ this.
vikas knows that bitog is mostly about humor, the last couple of years.the only thing that a mod should tweak, is to put this, along with many other goofy threads,in the humor sub-section.that will lessen the odds of it getting locked.are you listening, merk, and mot......... .
this thread is better than the comedy channel.
have a good night, guys.
 
Originally Posted By: AndyinAL
The earth is special, you are special. There is a creator. All of the balls on a pool table are round. That doesn't make the pool table a sphere. Gotta go for now.


I agree the Earth is very special, perfect conditions for life. But to say its the ONLY flat planet because of magic is pretty weird logic.

I think the simplest end to the topic is where are the pictures of the end of the world? Also, what is the argument as to why we are all being misled here? I heard a paleontologist saying a similar thing about dinosaurs not being real. Something to the effect of them not getting rich working with the stuff, what is their incentive making them up?
 
...echo chamber circle jerk.....HAAAAAAAAAAA...he DOES have a sense of humor!!!! Now THAT'S funny but that second paragraph was totally uncalled for.
 
Originally Posted By: AndyinAL
Actually, the heliocentric model of the Earth orbiting the Sun is a fairly recent one. Ancient people knew the Earth was flat. The Bible describes a stationary, non-moving Earth. But I don't want to get into politics or religion here. Just giving an example from an older text that pre-dates NASA.
Define "fairly recent". Use a language spoken on earth.
 
Ok im' stumped!!!!!!!!!
if the earth is flat why would the oceans rise and fall ( TIDES ) like clock work every day.
 
Originally Posted By: AndyinAL
And just because you can drive around your neighborhood or take a trip around the United States does not mean you are driving on a sphere. Compasses always Point North to the North Pole, if you head due south from anywhere on the earth you run into the ice wall known as Antarctica. I don't know how far the ice extends. It may be an infinite landmass for all I know. You all believe in infinite distances, correct? Stars and galaxies literally light years away? Absurd
There are TWO ice masses, one at the North Pole of the GLOBE and one at the SOUTH.
 
Originally Posted By: AndyinAL
The military had GPS and satellite communication before there were satellites. Still, most all communication is ground-based and transmitted between continents through fiber-optic cables on the ocean floor
I happen to have some knowledge of that field, jack, and and I can tell the difference between a satellite signal and one bouncing off the ionosphere. How does one have satellite communications without satellites? You employ the basest form of Sophistry and no doubt are influenced by some crank, snake worshiping "preacher". It's time to end this troll topic.
 
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Originally Posted By: AndyinAL
As expected, no one has proven any curvature. And you do not have to be accelerating upwards for there to be differentials in density. Of course things with greater density are going to fall from things with less density, like air
Pure gibberish. ^
 
Originally Posted By: AndyinAL



What's this picture supposed explain? The photos were taken from different heights. The apparent size of the continents changes with height. Math proves this.
 
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