Firestone's Lifetime Alignment

[mechtech]

A road may have two crowns, one for each direction of a divided highway.
The crown can be on the side of the road, or between lanes.
Or, you just ate Imperial Margarine.

 

[Kestas]

The last time I bought a lifetime alignment program, the company (Montgomery Wards) went out of business before I could finish my claim on the remaining part of the program.