David Hasselhoff

[moribundman]

Well, I didn't crawl out of a ghetto, so I'm not too familiar with trashy street slang.

I don't defend Hasselhoff. I just don't care one way or the other about him. What I do wonder is where the trash talking comes from, but I guess that question has been implicitly answered by now, homie.

 

[G-MAN]

Oooh...I like my new avatar!

 

[moribundman]

Does your wife know?

 

[moribundman]

 

[Jim 5]

Just wanted to restore this thread to its former glory... [Image removed.]

ps.. oh.....the humanity.

Edit: Sorry. That one's a little over the top.

 

[moribundman]

Is this place safe now?

 

[Matt_S]

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PS: I still want to know why he's a douche bag. Has he ripped off or treated anybody in a very unfair manner? Has he been running around calling people douche bags without good reason? If so, it would surely make him a douche bag. Is there some terrible scandal about that I haven't heard? What despicable thing has he done, besides having enjoyed some sort of success despite having only little or maybe even no talent?

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How about this:

David "Douche Bag" Hasselhoff drunk off his gourd.

BTW, I was a big Knight Rider fan back in the day. Like Buster, I was probably about 10 yrs. old when that show was on the air. I thought KITT was the coolest car ever! Ever since then, I've been unimpressed with what I've seen of him.

 

[moribundman]

Well, at least he wasn't driving around, going Mel Gibson. I suppose his kids really care for him, otherwise they wouldn't choose to share this little home video.

More than 30% of Americans have an alcohol problem

What does that make the whole nation?

Why do people hold celebs to higher standards than themselves?

 

[buster]

mori is just defending him bc he is probably of German decent.

 

[moribundman]

Don't be such a douche bag, buster.

 

[buster]

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Don't be such a douche bag, buster

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[Matt_S]

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mori is just defending him bc he is probably of German decent.

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...and we've already established how much German people LOVE David Hasselhoff.

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Don't be such a douche bag, buster.

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[Pablo]

I dunno, it probably would be fun to party with Dave. He's got money, women and an enormous.............wish to be popular. Party on.

 

[Papa Bear]

Timing is everything ...

 

[buster]

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Hasselhoff said he doesn't mind that Americans make fun of his popularity in Germany and says he feels it is his second homeland.

He said: "Many Americans joke about my popularity in Germany. But they have no idea how beautiful Europe is and how rich it is in culture and fun and warmth and children. In Germany children have brought me thousands of flowers."

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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_860540.html

News Flash, we are not making fun of your success in Germany. We are making fun of how lame your videos are. Probably the gayest videos of all time.

 

[ssj4]

 

[Matt_S]

Here's the link for the pic from ssj's post. You have to copy and paste it to your browser. That site apparently doesn't permit direct linking of pictures.

http://giantmonster.com/wp-content/pix/HoffSoap.jpg

 

[moribundman]

Motion to ban Matt_S!

 

[Pablo]

I second the ban!! Believe me, it's not worth copying and pasting just to see Matt's bathroom and his hand.

 

[GROUCHO MARX]

I'm speechless.