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oh gawd.....please kill this thread....I vomited on my keyboard......
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Is she a Hasslehoff fan
Will she forgive you, Java??
You can tell the difference in what was considered a hunk back then. No contemporary star would have exposed abs without a six pack there. If you see the same sorta thing for Gil Girard ..same deal. Hairy guys with some bulk to them were in during the 70's and a little into the 80's. Women were more buxom (Linda Carter) and not the skinny twigs that are more popular now. If you have ever seen Heavy Metal ..all the women had a lot more meat on them compared to Heavy Metal 2000.
[ September 17, 2006, 07:38 PM: Message edited by: Gary Allan ]
You can tell the difference in what was considered a hunk back then. No contemporary star would have exposed abs without a six pack there. If you see the same sorta thing for Gil Girard ..same deal. Hairy guys with some bulk to them were in during the 70's and a little into the 80's. Women were more buxom (Linda Carter) and not the skinny twigs that are more popular now. If you have ever seen Heavy Metal ..all the women had a lot more meat on them compared to Heavy Metal 2000.
[ September 17, 2006, 07:38 PM: Message edited by: Gary Allan ]
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Someone, please give the Hoff some of sweatpants.
What ??
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Add "Pablo's"! I know I typed it, but it got lost in cyberspace.
This thread should have disappeared when the board software was upgraded!
I thought this WAS the thread that killed the old board software. THAT video is still there. It is seared into my temporal lobes and deeper...I wonder if guys in prison have nightmares like that??
I unknowingly "Hoff'd" you guys before. My apologies for any loss of life.
To "Hoff" is defined as follows:
"1. Hoff
Verb, pertaining to David Hasselhoff.
To be Hoffed – to be sent homoerotic images of David Hasselhoff in questionable outfits/poses with various props/animals. Considered an extreme insult, the most common form of Hoffing is done through electronic mail although various new and inventive methods have recently been discovered. The first ever hoffing is said to have taken place in 1997 in the town of Heidelberg in Germany where David Hasselhoff is an extremely popular singer. According to urban legend, a young male high school student sent the David Hasselhoff calendar (if you have never seen this consider yourself lucky) to a girl he had a crush on in an attempt to woo her. The attempt backfired when the horrified girl choked on a chicken sandwich which she was eating whilst opening the calendar. The act of Hoffing has since spread from smalltown Germany to the mainstream claiming thousands of victims. Although not usually resulting in loss of life, a Hoffing can lead to severe psychological trauma, temporary loss of motor function and 9 times out of 10 it will affect the Hoffee’s up-chuck mechanism.
eg.
Oh, sweet mother of _____, ______CK!!!!! I’ve been Hoffed again! I’ll never open my email again.
That guy is such a __________ loser! I’m gonna send him a Hoffing he will never forget! "
For complete details, see the below link. Again, my apologies.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hoff
To "Hoff" is defined as follows:
"1. Hoff
Verb, pertaining to David Hasselhoff.
To be Hoffed – to be sent homoerotic images of David Hasselhoff in questionable outfits/poses with various props/animals. Considered an extreme insult, the most common form of Hoffing is done through electronic mail although various new and inventive methods have recently been discovered. The first ever hoffing is said to have taken place in 1997 in the town of Heidelberg in Germany where David Hasselhoff is an extremely popular singer. According to urban legend, a young male high school student sent the David Hasselhoff calendar (if you have never seen this consider yourself lucky) to a girl he had a crush on in an attempt to woo her. The attempt backfired when the horrified girl choked on a chicken sandwich which she was eating whilst opening the calendar. The act of Hoffing has since spread from smalltown Germany to the mainstream claiming thousands of victims. Although not usually resulting in loss of life, a Hoffing can lead to severe psychological trauma, temporary loss of motor function and 9 times out of 10 it will affect the Hoffee’s up-chuck mechanism.
eg.
Oh, sweet mother of _____, ______CK!!!!! I’ve been Hoffed again! I’ll never open my email again.
That guy is such a __________ loser! I’m gonna send him a Hoffing he will never forget! "
For complete details, see the below link. Again, my apologies.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hoff
Oh yes, and one more thing I forgot to mention.....
Most of this thread is depravity gone wrong.
I didn't even think you could write "homoerotic" on BITOG.
Get that guy off my PC.
I didn't even think you could write "homoerotic" on BITOG.
Get that guy off my PC.
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The latest Hoff news:
Smell like David Hasselhoff!
Hasselhoff wants to introduce a line of perfume for men and women, because "his fans can't start the day better than by spraying themselves with him [...] and then facing the world."
http://de.news.yahoo.com/11102006/399/duften-hasselhoff-7.html
Smell like David Hasselhoff!
Hasselhoff wants to introduce a line of perfume for men and women, because "his fans can't start the day better than by spraying themselves with him [...] and then facing the world."
http://de.news.yahoo.com/11102006/399/duften-hasselhoff-7.html
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If we don't remember the past, we are doomed to repeat it.
Not this thead again!
Now I need to take my monitor to the dry cleaner again... it's the only way to get the Hoff out.
Now I need to take my monitor to the dry cleaner again... it's the only way to get the Hoff out.
The same stuff as here. Except I think their radio stations engage in a level of repitition not heard here since the early 90s. I heard Madonna's "Hung Up" about 5 zillion times when I was in Germany. That song is at least a year old, too. At least when US top 40 stations overplayed a song, it was less than a few months old
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