A Bad Day At Work

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An Insurance Claim for a Bricklayer. In response to your request for additional information in your block number 3 fo the accident report form, I put poor planning as the cause of the accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully and I trust the following details will be sufficient. I am a brick layer by trade. On the day of the accident I was working alone on the roof of a new six story building. When I completed my work, I discovered that I had about 500 pounds of bricks left over. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley, which fortunately was attached to the side of the building at the sixth floor. Securing the rope at the ground level, I went up on the roof, swung the garrel out and loaded the bricks into it. Then I went back to the ground and untied the rope, holding it tightly to insure a slow descent of the 500 pounds of brick. You will note in block number 11 of the accident reporting form that I weigh 135 pounds. Due to my surprise at being jerked from the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. I proceeded at a rather rapid rate up the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming down. This explains the fractured skull and the broken collar bone. Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley. Fortunately, by that time I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope in spite of my pain. At approximately the same time, however, the barrell of bricks hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Devoid of the weight of the bricks, the barrel now weighed approximately 50 pounds. I began a rapid descent down the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles and lacerations of my legs and lower body. The encounter with the barrell slowed me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell onto the pile of bricks and fortunately only three vertebrae were cracked. I am sorry to report, however, that as I lay there on the bricks, in some pain, unable to stand and watching the empty barrel six stories above me, I again lost my presence of mind. I let go of the rope.
 
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Myth busters alrady debunked this urban legend! THey had to go to extra ordinary measure to make this happen. The barrel had to have half of it's bands removed and a big piece of wood had to be plaved under neath the barrel to act as a wedge/maul. It took several tries with 500lbs of bricks to get it to break. THey had problems with the pipe that the pulley was mounted to bending as well!
 

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You are correct, I put it on here as a joke because it makes me think of some days I am having working on an exhaust system or other items and I do things about as weird when items don't go right. [Cheers!]
 
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