Three Guys and a Genie
>
> Three guys--a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American
> engineer--are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and
> a Genie pops out of it.
>
> "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total,"
> says the Genie.
>
> The Canadian says: "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my
> son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada".
>
> Pooooof! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was
> forever made fertile for farming.
>
> Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said: "I want a wall around
> Afghanistan, Iraq, and Iran so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can
> EVER come into our precious state."
>
> Pooooof! Again, with the blink ! of the Genie's eye, there was
> a huge wall around those countries.
>
> The America n engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me
> more about this wall."
>
> The Genie explains: "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick,
> and completely surrounds these countries. It's virtually impenetrable.
> Now what is your wish?"
>
> The American engineer smiles and says: "Fill it with water."
>
> Pooooof! Peace.
>
> Three guys--a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American
> engineer--are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and
> a Genie pops out of it.
>
> "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total,"
> says the Genie.
>
> The Canadian says: "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my
> son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada".
>
> Pooooof! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was
> forever made fertile for farming.
>
> Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said: "I want a wall around
> Afghanistan, Iraq, and Iran so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can
> EVER come into our precious state."
>
> Pooooof! Again, with the blink ! of the Genie's eye, there was
> a huge wall around those countries.
>
> The America n engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me
> more about this wall."
>
> The Genie explains: "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick,
> and completely surrounds these countries. It's virtually impenetrable.
> Now what is your wish?"
>
> The American engineer smiles and says: "Fill it with water."
>
> Pooooof! Peace.
