MolaKule
Staff member
In my next life I want to be the Chemist who give names to Pharmaceuticals and do the Marketing:
1. MercyViberzi - Makes you a running athlete as it scours your bowels,
2. SpaSma - Calms you down before you become a spaz,
3. Nozium - Cures acid reflux while making you nauseous
4. Hestor - Reduces cholesterol while making you think you're a Greek God,
5. KillRCure - as the name implies. If you don't die, you sure wish you had,
6. SPiralOutaControl - An inhaler for those times when you're getting outa control,
7. Riagra - For those moments when you and your honey are sitting in separate bathtubs,
8. NasoBleed - when you want to clear your sinuses and bleed at the same time,
9. Vilify - a drug that will allow you to blame anyone-anytme,
10. Annanol - when you want to become anonymous on any website,
11. Harmoni - when you want to become part of a quartet but it just doesn't work out,
12. OhmyPraZile - for those times when you want to burp in public but can't,
13. MotorProlol - when your engine doesn't start and the kids are in the car; keeps you from saying "bad words,"
14. PregnantZone - what you take when your wife smiles and says the strip has turned a certain color,
15. AttentionAll - what you take before the big staff meeting,
16. Fluoxytine - don't get this near a fire or open flame,
17. MoxyClavin - when you need to regain your moxy,
18. TammmySolin, she's cute but knows Martial Arts,
19. ZoldtotheHihestBidder - what you take before an auction
20. BITOGohlaZine - what you take before you log in to BITOG.
1. MercyViberzi - Makes you a running athlete as it scours your bowels,
2. SpaSma - Calms you down before you become a spaz,
3. Nozium - Cures acid reflux while making you nauseous
4. Hestor - Reduces cholesterol while making you think you're a Greek God,
5. KillRCure - as the name implies. If you don't die, you sure wish you had,
6. SPiralOutaControl - An inhaler for those times when you're getting outa control,
7. Riagra - For those moments when you and your honey are sitting in separate bathtubs,
8. NasoBleed - when you want to clear your sinuses and bleed at the same time,
9. Vilify - a drug that will allow you to blame anyone-anytme,
10. Annanol - when you want to become anonymous on any website,
11. Harmoni - when you want to become part of a quartet but it just doesn't work out,
12. OhmyPraZile - for those times when you want to burp in public but can't,
13. MotorProlol - when your engine doesn't start and the kids are in the car; keeps you from saying "bad words,"
14. PregnantZone - what you take when your wife smiles and says the strip has turned a certain color,
15. AttentionAll - what you take before the big staff meeting,
16. Fluoxytine - don't get this near a fire or open flame,
17. MoxyClavin - when you need to regain your moxy,
18. TammmySolin, she's cute but knows Martial Arts,
19. ZoldtotheHihestBidder - what you take before an auction
20. BITOGohlaZine - what you take before you log in to BITOG.