10: You know the UOA is not an auto workers union.
9: You've ever fogged a lawn mower.
8: You dare to question that K&N makes the best air filters available.
7: You think “dino” is pronounced “die-no” and not “dee-no”
6: You don't think 10w30 is the best oil for every car.
5: You can name an oil filter brand other than Fram.
4: You've ever cut open an oil filter.
3: You know oil drain plugs are supposed to be torque'd.
2: You've ever read oil sale ad on the throne.
1: You think PP has nothing to do with a toilet.
9: You've ever fogged a lawn mower.
8: You dare to question that K&N makes the best air filters available.
7: You think “dino” is pronounced “die-no” and not “dee-no”
6: You don't think 10w30 is the best oil for every car.
5: You can name an oil filter brand other than Fram.
4: You've ever cut open an oil filter.
3: You know oil drain plugs are supposed to be torque'd.
2: You've ever read oil sale ad on the throne.
1: You think PP has nothing to do with a toilet.