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Your least favorite Christmas song
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Most of them are so bad I listen, loudly, in an ironic context. It makes me thankful for the other 11 months of the year when I blast Skynrd and Zepplin songs I've also heard 2000 times.
A story by mathematicians a few years back found that adults universally hate children singing over all other genres even bagpipes and chipmunks etc.
So here's a truly awful song involving children and local cliches:
and the lyrics:
There is still meaning in the magic of Christmas in the State where the christmas trees grow. Where neighbors still drop by with cookies, breads, pies, and warm themselves by the kitchen stove. It's the spirit of, sharing, giving and caring, hanging wreaths upon the neighbors door. That's the spirit of Maine at Christmas time, from her mountains to her great Atlantic shore.
You can find a farmer hitching up his horses to the sleigh the family's had for years, to give their children rides through the snow white countryside and the forest filled with timid white-tailed deer. It's the spirit of, sharing, giving and caring, hanging wreaths upon the neighbors door. That's the spirit of Maine at Christmas time, from her mountains to her great Atlantic shore.
The family still invite their friends and neighbors in their search for the perfect Christmas tree, walking across frozen fields and rivers often times in snow above their kness.It's the spirit of, sharing, giving and caring, hanging wreaths upon the neighbors door. That's the spirit of Maine at Christmas time, from her mountains to her great Atlantic shore.
A story by mathematicians a few years back found that adults universally hate children singing over all other genres even bagpipes and chipmunks etc.
So here's a truly awful song involving children and local cliches:
and the lyrics:
There is still meaning in the magic of Christmas in the State where the christmas trees grow. Where neighbors still drop by with cookies, breads, pies, and warm themselves by the kitchen stove. It's the spirit of, sharing, giving and caring, hanging wreaths upon the neighbors door. That's the spirit of Maine at Christmas time, from her mountains to her great Atlantic shore.
You can find a farmer hitching up his horses to the sleigh the family's had for years, to give their children rides through the snow white countryside and the forest filled with timid white-tailed deer. It's the spirit of, sharing, giving and caring, hanging wreaths upon the neighbors door. That's the spirit of Maine at Christmas time, from her mountains to her great Atlantic shore.
The family still invite their friends and neighbors in their search for the perfect Christmas tree, walking across frozen fields and rivers often times in snow above their kness.It's the spirit of, sharing, giving and caring, hanging wreaths upon the neighbors door. That's the spirit of Maine at Christmas time, from her mountains to her great Atlantic shore.
Originally Posted By: Jeepster_nut
[censored] Bruce Springfield Santa Claus is coming to town. I HATE HATE HATE that constipated sounding fool.
Mellencamp isnt much better. Country Christmas songs...
Also "I saw Mommy kissing Santa claus" with the little kid
"All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth" with same sounding kid
"Alvin and the Chipmunks" Christmas time is here..
The Barking Dogs - And i like dogs...
Celine Dion "Ave Maria." Her voice does NOT match this song!!
Lets see, lets keep going.. "Christmas All Over again" by Tom Petty
Oh, but the worst of all.. Mariah Carey "All I Want for Christmas is you." Other R&B stars also have some horrible Christmas songs.
Our Job plays a Destiny's Child song that sounds like a Rap. BLECH!
How better to DISHONOR Christmas by talking about Sex, Men, and Rap! at CHRISTMAS! In a RAP!
.. bad song, is that im saying.
[censored] Bruce Springfield Santa Claus is coming to town. I HATE HATE HATE that constipated sounding fool.
Mellencamp isnt much better. Country Christmas songs...
Also "I saw Mommy kissing Santa claus" with the little kid
"All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth" with same sounding kid
"Alvin and the Chipmunks" Christmas time is here..
The Barking Dogs - And i like dogs...
Celine Dion "Ave Maria." Her voice does NOT match this song!!
Lets see, lets keep going.. "Christmas All Over again" by Tom Petty
Oh, but the worst of all.. Mariah Carey "All I Want for Christmas is you." Other R&B stars also have some horrible Christmas songs.
Our Job plays a Destiny's Child song that sounds like a Rap. BLECH!
I don't mind the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, at least it's different than the usual re-tread Christmas music.
These two, well, are awful:
Billy Idol:
Twisted Sister:
These two, well, are awful:
Billy Idol:
Twisted Sister:
"Christmas in the Northwest"
It's a good thing most of the country have not heard this. Dopiest, lamest Christmas song ever made. What are they selling? Coffee, or bad software??
It's a good thing most of the country have not heard this. Dopiest, lamest Christmas song ever made. What are they selling? Coffee, or bad software??
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