WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH....

[dwendt44]

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING 'WOO-HOO!' IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO [censored], WE REALIZE That WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE HOMELESS HOOKERS THAN THE GODDESSES WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO .

5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE 'OH MY [censored]! I LOVE THIS SONG!'

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE VODKA.

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET SEAT'S up WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

 

[Tempest]

Quote:
WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET SEAT'S up WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

 

[Camu Mahubah]

In number four, where were those gals on their last trip to? Otherwise completely funny and hilarious and sadly true!

 

[Pablo]

Pretty much the same as men!!!

 

[ZZman]

Is this from experience?

# 2: It is!

# 7: I am a geek. Does a few more make us sexy too?

 

[defeated]

#4 is totally true, but you just look and say, "Oh, daaayum" then skip on out and have another drink

 

[mechtech2]

Other than possibly adding something about having bladders the size of walnuts, the above list is alarmingly accurate.

 

[moribundman]

Originally Posted By: mechtech2
something about having bladders the size of walnuts


That was the first inconvenient truth I learned about the fairer sex when I had my first girlfriend. Who knew they had to go all the time? These days I joke about having to stock up on adult diapers when we're going on a trip that's longer than a few hours.

 

[Shannow]

It's been explained to me by quite a few women as "breaking the seal", and I've seen it in action (well not it in action, but the concept).

They can have 3 or 4 beers and be OK...then go to the toilet. Then they can't finish a beer without going once or twice.

It's miles worse when they are taking ecstacy...pre seal breaking is hours, then it's every 5 minutes.