1. Slide old dirty plastic pan under Fumoto Drain Valve.
2. Neighbor comes to shed and we talk about cattle fencing, wheat prices, hay harvest, lubrication, and Martina McBride.
3. Go back to Garage and finally remember to open Fumoto drain valve.
3. err, 4. Go to shed and mix dangerous chemicals for July Fourth.
5. Back to garage and remove filter and drain and maybe remember to close Fumoto drain valve.
6. Refill with oil. Check dipstick. Start engine and hope for the best.
7. Back to shed to mix racing oil and gear lube for weekend race.
8. Neighbor borrows tools for fencing job. We talk about 110 degree Heat Index and Nicole Kidman. (Ah, finally a cool day in Doo-Dah Land!)
9. Back to garage to shut off engine after a 20 minute idle.
10. Grandson asks, "Grandpa, ya think that welder there could light this fuse?"
11. Shut-off circuit breaker to Welder.
12. Empty oil pan after once favorite dog has made little black paw prints in garage.
13. Grandson and I go to shade and have a Lemonade Brewski and talk about....