Either you got a lemon or have the worst luck in the world!
I do have very bad luck with vehicles. I love cars and trucks, and I take very good care of mine. But I've never had vehicles that would last very long since I started driving in 1987. And I don't drive them hard either: gentle acceleration, easy cornering, and observing speed limits mostly. My 2006 Accord from the other thread (t-belt disaster) was my best car, but you know how that story went.
Here's a really odd thing, Mr. Clinebarger: I had a premonition three or four years ago that my beloved Accord would die from a broken timing belt. About 2015 or 2016 my wife says I began talking about how concerned I was about the timing belt design in the Accord. She said she had never known anyone who worried about a timing belt breaking as much as I did. Then on a Friday in October 2019 my timing belt was shredded and I lost the car.