Friend coughed in with his 2017 Optima (Theta II)
The oil pressure light
has been on for a week he said 
Typical Sonata/Optima problem, can't get the hood open
I get underneath and jimmy the hood open, readjusted and zip tied the junction where the two hood cables meet, now we got it open
I cracked a 5qt bottle of a mystery 30 weight oil, thinking it would need 3 or so
...took all 5

And adding oil doesn't quiet it down as good as it used to, guess this has been a harsh 91k miles

That dipstick is drier than a Popeyes biscuit, or my sense of humor
It probably won't make 100k, and he's not the first owner, so he's out of warranty anyway
Hopefully the current Theta II class action lawsuit will envelop his VIN before it unalives itself
He was over the moon with no more oil pressure light, and a fill-up of washer fluid
... really need to get him to buy some of the Total stash off me
As for my car, I let the now OOW AGM battery charge overnight, then polished the terminals and added a coat of Noalox