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How about this?

A horse walks into a restaurant and the waiter asks if he'd like to see the menu. The horse replies, "I think not," and immediately disappears.

Now, admittedly, this joke only makes sense if you are familiar with the French philosopher, Rene Descartes, who famously said, "I think, therefore I am." The horse thought not, and therefore wasn't...

But if I had explained that first, I would have been putting Descartes before the horse!
 
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How about this?

A horse walks into a restaurant and the waiter asks if he'd like to see the menu. The horse replies, "I think not," and immediately disappears.

Now, admittedly, this joke only makes sense if you are familiar with the French philosopher, Rene Descartes, who famously said, "I think, therefore I am." The horse thought not, and therefore wasn't...

But if I had explained that first, I would have been putting Descartes before the horse!
Socrates!
 
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How about this?

A horse walks into a restaurant and the waiter asks if he'd like to see the menu. The horse replies, "I think not," and immediately disappears.

Now, admittedly, this joke only makes sense if you are familiar with the French philosopher, Rene Descartes, who famously said, "I think, therefore I am." The horse thought not, and therefore wasn't...

But if I had explained that first, I would have been putting Descartes before the horse!
The waiter sees the horse disappear and exclaims "That horse just vanished into thin air!" Another patron, Heisenberg, looks at the waiter and asks "Are you certain?"
 
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