Not going to happen. Couple years ago she was worried about another neighbor and did a welfareI still say you need to pop the question on her. Through the stomach to the heart and all that.
check on him. Door screen open and music playing. No answer, so she finally walked in and found him deceased.
Called the emergency squad. Lights and sirens filled the neighborhood.
I expect no less. Plus it gives her and excuse to walk over and get some exercise.

Seriously: She deserves better than I could offer, in my old age and condition.