What are you doing right now?

Every one said she wouldn’t look like her older brother (handsome guy) - just a smaller super cute version
Haha. One of my cousins has a birthday today he turned 1. He looks just like his dad. He don’t have any siblings yet though. His bright blue eyes can light up any room. Then my nephew is due in June so I’ll be uncle x4.
 
I was just outside cleaning out some of my dad's old junk and gave myself a nasty chemical burn. I picked up a small unlabeled metal can to toss out that was in a box of wood working stuff. Stains, wood filler, glue and such. Anyway, it leaked on my hands and it kind of stung and my skin started turning white. Yikes!

I ran inside to wash my hands and took a chance with baking soda which seems to have neutralized it and got rid of the whiteness. My best guess is that the can had some kind of caustic wood bleach in it. Hopefully it was something like oxalic acid and not something super poisonous.
 
I’m eating at Cracker Barrel. I wanted to stay home and watch Opening Day MLB games but mom and dad waited on me to get home so I am being nice and tagged along since they waited on me. I was going to get Chipotle or Chinese food.
 
I’m eating at Cracker Barrel. I wanted to stay home and watch Opening Day MLB games but mom and dad waited on me to get home so I am being nice and tagged along since they waited on me. I was going to get Chipotle or Chinese food.
What you want is your own place where you can watch a game and maybe get lucky with your GF. Trust me, once you have your own place, you will be attractive to women.
 
Trying to get my head to turn on, but I think I need to take PTO. Got a bug of some sort, thankfully not bad, but not great either.

Supposed to be nice today, low 50's. Then rain, snow, sleet, freezing rain for the next week? old man winter just won't give up. Typical spring. So I really should take a day and go outside.
 
We just had lunch and she wanted to know if I had any advice for her.
She said her new BF was weird and if she should dump him....

I said Wendy he is young and immature as all men are. I say give him a break. He quit buying premium gas for all his cars and finally dumped Dino oil. After losing his keys for over 2 years he now realizes the value of a push button start. You have to admit he is maturing.
She said I guess you have a point but what about him getting angry over not getting sodas and Chinese food??

Look Wendy you're kinda cute with that rat sucked orange hair and freckles but you do know by age 40 you will be one nasty bloated slob...
You better take what you can get now... And get used to cheesy garbage 70s shows and movies on bargain bin DVDs 📀
1000008492.webp
 
After decades of reflection my wife decided she’d rather not have me die on her. All of a sudden she’s on a better foods crusade to try and save me.

I’m currently eating lunch and have some Boulder Canyon avocado oil kettle chips. Man they are good!

Matches the avocado oil mayonnaise she bought, I didn’t like it at first but I am getting used to it.
 
Back
Top Bottom