I was sitting in my car sipping my tea when a guy walked by with his two dogs. I wished him a happy fourth and we started talking current events etc.
He kept calling me sonny boy...
He kept talking about the golden days and to me it didn't add up as far as his life experiences.
So I respectfully asked him when he was born...turns out I was 2 years older than him and furnished my license to prove it.

... True story...
Then he moved onto talking about heart surgery his buddy may need and I told him I had it 8 years ago...he needed to see the scar... Geez...but it was all in good fun eh... Some days