Sounds like every day that ends with "y".
What are you doing right now?
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AutoMechanic
Site Donor 2026
Just left the hospital. Aunt is doing well she was talking and trying to see all of us. She didn’t have her glasses on so she was having to guess lol. I missed all of them so much. I told parents we need to go see them every few months.
Quid and sterlings and pounds
Lounging
<Insert Al Bundy on couch image>
AutoMechanic
Site Donor 2026
I’m relaxing. I was at work till 8:30 or so. Mainly just talking from6-8:30. We have this dispatcher that makes up stories and thinks we believe them and so we were sharing all the different ones he’s told all of us. He told me today that he pulls his full size excavator with his RAV4 the kicker is…. The RAV4 he has doesn’t have a tow hitch and no way a suv like that is going to pull an excavator. When I mentioned the hitch he said uh uh well I take it off during the week and I said well no you don’t because on a RAV4 you have to cut the bumper to install a hitch and he’s like that’s only on non hybrids I said no it’s on all of them. He started turning red and walked away lol. It’s worth having him there just for the stories.
Freshening up
We had dudes in school like this. I mean I could spin a yarn when I used to drink, but there was some basis to the credibility. Just making stuff up, I guess I’ll leave that to the experts.
AutoMechanic
Site Donor 2026
Yeah lol. This dude is 45, apparently he has had 20+ jobs, has 3 million dollars worth of gold in his basement and brags he doesn’t need to be there but then can’t afford lunch he says, tried to buy stocks and shares of our privately owned family company so he can fire people, owned a construction company in Baltimore for 20 years, been an auto mechanic for 20 years at a dealership then owned a shop for 18 years, built 4 gas stations in two weeks with him and his construction crew. The list goes on and on lol.
My favorite one he said was when he said he shot black beard the pirate and knocked him down in the Pacific Ocean when he was in the navy. Said he had an eye patch and peg leg and everything. He also argued with me when I got my RAV4 about it having manual seats, went to get in his RAV4 today to do his oil change and there’s manual seats lol. He’s like I’m an expert on RAV4s and I study them they haven’t made a car with manual seats in 20 years lol. This has all been things he’s said over the course of the year he has worked here.
Sounds like a psych job to me.
Patman
Staff member
I used to know someone like this back in the 90s, he would make up so many wild stories that we called him Walt Disney
AutoMechanic
Site Donor 2026
My dad said he knew someone like this back in the 70s. Said the guy seemed like even he believed himself lol and when questioned he’d get defensive and start saying that experts don’t give out information about the things they have or do. I tell you some people are strange man lol.I used to know someone like this back in the 90s, he would make up so many wild stories that we called him Walt Disney
Patman
Staff member
It sounds like George Costanza from Seinfeld, one of my favorite quotes from him was “it’s not a lie if you believe it”
Is he Tommy Flanagan's cousin? ---> HERE
I decided to have a pint and chill out before bedtime.
My grandson’s favorite sloth and baby sloth are chillin’ out with me. They like to get comfortable on the loveseat.
There’s nothing like having quiet time to relax and unwind. (And to browse BITOG, of course.)
My grandson’s favorite sloth and baby sloth are chillin’ out with me. They like to get comfortable on the loveseat.
There’s nothing like having quiet time to relax and unwind. (And to browse BITOG, of course.)
AutoMechanic
Site Donor 2026
I’m sitting here listening to music and waiting on my parents to get around so we can go get breakfast and go see my aunt in the hospital again. She’s up and moving around now she said and still in pain but it’s manageable. She said the pain was worse than giving birth, I’m like must be pretty painful then.
Cooking breakfast
CleanSump
Site Donor 2026
Wondering if I marketed packaged green eggs and ham with a side of broccoli how many members would order from me in gross.
AutoMechanic
Site Donor 2026
Sitting here trying to pick my next deodorant again as my Old Spice Krakengard finally went out completely this morning. I’ve narrowed it to 8 choices looks like I’ll have to ask Google and ChatGPT to help me cause I’m undecided and have to know by tomorrow when I go to use it. I really am digging the Axe Dark Temptation it kind of smells like Cracker Barrel but I don’t particularly like Cracker Barrel it just smells good. But I have so many choices just got to pick one soon lol. I really miss my Speed Stick Musk so badly.
