What are you doing right now?

[Pablo]

I’m waiting by the door for the two girls my dad hired to help us clean the house. Yes girls, I’m hoping I can make googly eyes and get their numbers at least one of them lol. Girls + AutoMechanic = happy and what he wants in life lol.

Not sure what kind of mood they will be after that cleaning

 

[Pablo]

Just don't make it real obvious

Strike a pose in your living room

 

[Zee09]

Oh yes Jimmy. I am a big fan of girls you know lol.

I remember when my mother was sick the state got her a person to clean up once in a while to give me a break... jokingly of course I asked her if the girl was hot.....as usual mom said no....

So I went down for my normal 18 hr shift with mom as I did 7 days a week... the cleaning girl was just leaving...... a tall, thin, and gorgeous Russian girl, 24 years old.....geez...

If she was a road pizza mom would have bragged her up....

 

[ripcord]

Pitching in and helping them will probably help more than googly eyes. Be sure NOT to wear your short shorts and muscle shirt, LOL. And clean your room before they get there.

 

[Zee09]

Strike a pose in your living room

You know he's going to drool and blow it.

 

[Zee09]

Pitching in and helping them will probably help more than googly eyes. Be sure NOT to wear your short shorts and muscle shirt, LOL. And clean your room before they get there.

And please toss your favorite deodorant. Only a shower gets rid of BO. not cheap dime store deodorant lol

 

[AutoMechanic]

And please toss your favorite deodorant. Only a shower gets rid of BO. not cheap dime store deodorant lol

I can’t part with the deodorant collection but I can cry that mine was discontinued and beg for it to come back lol.

 

[ripcord]

Before they get here, run down to the cash machine and get a bunch of 5's and 20's to make you're wallet look really fat and "accidentally" leave it where they can see it.

 

[AutoMechanic]

Before they get here, run down to the cash machine and get a bunch of 5's and 20's to make you're wallet look really fat and "accidentally" leave it where they can see it.

Done lol. $300+ in the wallet.

 

[Zee09]

I can’t part with the deodorant collection but I can cry that mine was discontinued and beg for it to come back lol.

I have dreams of breaking into your house and tying you up and bashing in your DVD and deodorant collection....lol

 

[Pablo]

And please toss your favorite deodorant. Only a shower gets rid of BO. not cheap dime store deodorant lol

The chicks dig the sport type liquid soaps

Not kidding

https://a.co/d/3vhsxqI

 

[Zee09]

Done lol. $300+ in the wallet.

We need pictures....seriously 🖼

 

[Zee09]

The chicks dig the sport type liquid soaps

Not kidding

https://a.co/d/3vhsxqI

How old are these chick's 75?

 

[Zee09]

I can’t part with the deodorant collection but I can cry that mine was discontinued and beg for it to come back lol.

What was the name of it

 

[Pablo]

How old are these chick's 75?

My wife asked if I would replace her if she croaks. I told her 35 years is my limit

 

[Zee09]

My wife asked if I would replace her if she croaks. I told her 35 years is my limit

Did you ask her the same?

 

[Pablo]

Did you ask her the same?

She might tolerate men up to 65 or so

 

[AutoMechanic]

What was the name of it

Speed Stick Musk

 

[AutoMechanic]

We need pictures....seriously 🖼

Ask and you shall receive.

 

[Zee09]

Speed Stick Musk

Yeah that is old school
I used it at your age, no doubt thats why I got dumped. Lol