With modern engines, even the unburned fuel/dilution issue is not the across-the-board major problem some think it is. With a healthy fuel injected engine, that has a properly functioning crankcase ventilation system, dilution isn't the problem it was with the carbureted engines of a generation ago. Sure, we occasionally see some dilution in our UOAs, but rarely is it a bad case. My wife's 4.7L Sequoia is normally not driven for more than 2-3 miles at a time (we put roughly 10k per year on it, including maybe one or two road trips). In three UOAs, (one in which the GC we used went 13 months & 10k miles), we haven't seen dilution (or water accumulation). Haven't seen any dilution in my G either, but it gets at least two long highway runs (200 mi each way) weekly, balancing out the commuting short trips. The issues Bryan raised are valid, but only if your engine is actually accumulating fuel and water in the oil. Another reason why I like to do occasional UOA.