top ten reasons to...

[lewk]

...change your oil
reason number-
10)your fingernails are dirty/clean
9)your running out of shelf space for your oil stash
8)your special order "boutique" oil has just arrived
7)OCD ISSUE WITH OIL CHANGES
6)your oil "looks" too dirty/clean
5)you need an excuse to "test drive" the ride
4)CK or SN rated oils have arrived to market
3)time/mileage or your OLM reads zero percent left
2)you used a non OEM spec oil for your last service
1)your a BITOG member and all new topics are of little interest to you and and your tired of lurking

 

[cosynthetics]

You can't find any other reason to work on your car/truck.

 

[lewk]

sure I can, its a chevy and BTW your missing the point.You ever seen Letterman, you know the worldwide pants guy???

 

[John_K]

CSK/Murrays/OReillys/AAP/AZ are having an oil sale!

John

 

[cosynthetics]

I was just adding to your list : )

 

[lewk]

oops, took myself too seriously

 

[Tosh]

You want to appear rugged and manly to the cute librarian with the VW Beetle who lives across the street who you know will be arriving home from work shortly.

 

[virginoil]

You could add to the list.

11. The new oil has already been in there for week and has gone off.
12. The oil gets lonely, needs companionship and as it is extroverted it must be taken out.
13. An oil change is as good as a holiday
14. I have to keep up with the Oil Jones (sorry BITOG's)
15. I am just listening to my engine and when it speaks to me I listen and obey.
16. Part of the NEW AGE spiritual ritual to ward off evil spirits and acts as a peace offering to the wife.
17. It makes me feel important and is a very gratifying experience.
18. It is very therapeutic and recommended by my physician Dr BITOG
19. It is my contribution to the help balance the sanity of BITOG members.
20. The cure is undergoing clinical trials, and the devil made do it.
21. Provides a riveting point for discussion when going out to dinner especially on Valentines Day, Mothers Day, Wedding Anniversary and Birthdays.
22. Lastly to finish off the experience I get to stand on the bonnet of the car lean slightly forward, push out my chest, stretch out my hands and yell out "I am the Oil King of the world".

 

[glennc]

Originally Posted By: Tosh
You want to appear rugged and manly to the cute librarian with the VW Beetle who lives across the street who you know will be arriving home from work shortly.


Old Beetle or new?

 

[Tosh]

Obviously New Beetle, or she'd be fairly rugged herself.