Things that tell the truth

[Pablo]

Feel free to ban "whoever did the picture". Thankfully it wasn't me, I just found it on google and linked it, as it accurately fits the earlier description by @Fla.

I carefully selected my words not to anger you!

 

[Pablo]

They should set BMI and age limits for Yoga pants. There's NOTHING worse than seeing a woman in Yoga pants 20+ years after she should have been wearing them (back in her prime).

And they wear the things to Home Depot and such
Wow has to be on purpose - come on lady I think someone stuffed a pregnant hippo in your pants

When I’m with my wife she laughs inwardly

 

[Fla]

And they wear the things to Home Depot and such
Wow has to be on purpose - come on lady I think someone stuffed a pregnant hippo in your pants

When I’m with my wife she laughs inwardly

Walmart: Many of them look like they're trying to steal a 40 pound sack of potatoes by hiding in it the seat of their pants. Or maybe just two 20 pounds sacks. I don't know, but it looks pretty disgusting.

The newish craze of walking around in their pajama pants in public in the daytime looks almost as bad. And wearing their PJ tops with no bra underneath clearly reveals how physically immature many of the young ones are.

Who needs the circus? I shop at Walmart as much for the side show as I do for the prices.

 

[wpod]

A new word for my vocabulary. Thanks!

It is an important word to boot.

 

[Fla]

It is an important word to boot.

Be careful of how you use it around your wife!

 

[Number_35]

I am reminded of one of the great Dave Barry's "Ask Mr Language Person" columns:

Q: Is it permissible to use the words 'behooves' and 'parameters' in the same sentence?

A: Certainly - for example, "Frankly, Darlene, I don't believe it behooves a woman of your parameters to wear them stretch pants".

 

[SeaJay]

Let's be wiser about this...some women can carry #150 in all the right places while others?? Not so much!

Better safe than sorry.

 

[BISCUT]

Better safe than sorry.

I'll take that Latina that can "carry" #150 in all the right places! My personal kryptonite!

 

[bullwinkle]

That woman should be cited by the DOT for not having a "wide load" placard!!

 

[ctechbob]

Whoever invented Yoga pants needs a swift kick.

I'd imagine this depends on where you live. Around here, yoga pants are a good thing (most of the time).

 

[varmint]

If you told her to haul a$$, she would have to make two trips.