This reminds me of a drinking trick a good old boy from 'Ginnie pulled on me.
First he asked me if I wanted to take a retard test. Then he asked a bunch of simple questions. Who's the president? What day is it? What was the color of George Washington's white horse? etc..etc. After about 10 questions he then says "What's the first question that I asked you?" and I named the first question in "the test".
No, I asked you if you wanted to take a retard test. Sorry, you passed.