"The Italians are coming, The Italians are coming." And looked what showed up. A Fiat 500 POP. Still have to control myself when I see one of those ugly little things.
The Pope says thicker oil is better
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Originally Posted By: zach1900
Originally Posted By: Panzerman
I love the fact that he refuses to use the popemobile or really any security. That is a true believer 100%.
He tells us to not use A/C, you think he follows that?
The only one of the three churches in my town which is air conditioned is the Pope's church. They have NO intention of removing it.
Originally Posted By: Panzerman
I love the fact that he refuses to use the popemobile or really any security. That is a true believer 100%.
He tells us to not use A/C, you think he follows that?
The only one of the three churches in my town which is air conditioned is the Pope's church. They have NO intention of removing it.
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Boston has three churches?
He really should stick to travel by auto or boat, and avoid the plane.
"Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world. Amen." Mt. 28:20
"Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world. Amen." Mt. 28:20
Originally Posted By: InfmousCornholio
Maybe USA POTS should order a nice new Chrysler for his ride...
Or perhaps a Christler.
Maybe USA POTS should order a nice new Chrysler for his ride...
Or perhaps a Christler.
Nothing against the Pope but me and most of the folks near Phila will be glad when he's gone.
They love their pagan rituals...
Cypress coffin, sealed with wax, and tied with red ribbons. Placed inside a zinc (should have been lead, but zinc is more environmentally friendly, and was soldered closed. Placed inside a walnut coffin, nailed shut with gold nails.
Just the sort of stuff you typically do.
Cypress coffin, sealed with wax, and tied with red ribbons. Placed inside a zinc (should have been lead, but zinc is more environmentally friendly, and was soldered closed. Placed inside a walnut coffin, nailed shut with gold nails.
Just the sort of stuff you typically do.
Still don't see any connection to vampire funeral rites. Now, this may appear odd, and hopefully not even those prone to suspicion will find this odd, but I do know a bit about proper vampire burial. First of all, you want to make sure the vamp is dead. Its head should be removed from the body for good measure. Pretty crass, huh? The heart should be removed and be burnt or the chest be pierced with a pointy stake. In fact, the heart, regardless of whether or not it has been removed, should be staked to the ground. The spike may be wood, but metal, especially silver, is preferable. If you want to bury the vamp, I'd prefer to let it crumble to dust in bright sunlight, you do want to shackle the vamp's corpse with silver chains, and ideally the coffin should have a silver lining. All that ensures the vamp is secured properly according to lore of the ancient. You may want to fill the coffin with holy water, just in case. The head, if you have not let Yellow Face annihilate it, should be buried separately from the body, the mouth stuffed with garlic and bricks. Furthermore, you should liberally salt the burial grounds. Personally, I'd shove the vamp into a tanning pod and set to "crispy" and let the maid clean up the dusty leftovers. Better don't make any mistake. But what do I know?
I am so totally Poped out,
Originally Posted By: Benito
The Pope is awesome. Boehner (spell check wants to replace with Boner!) was crying like a baby today.
and Less than 24 hrs after meeting the Pope, ol' orange face announces he's stepping down in October.
It's a Papal MIRACLE!!!
(my Dad thinks Bonehead is really Just clearing they way for a VP Run...)
The Pope is awesome. Boehner (spell check wants to replace with Boner!) was crying like a baby today.
and Less than 24 hrs after meeting the Pope, ol' orange face announces he's stepping down in October.
It's a Papal MIRACLE!!!
(my Dad thinks Bonehead is really Just clearing they way for a VP Run...)
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