Time to resurrect this one.
My claims to the cheapo hall o fame:
Only internet access we had for 2 years was using my work laptop to catch the wireless from the neighbors unsecured network. Darn them for finally securing it! Now I pay $39 month to Verizon for Fios.
Have Dish network $50/month- have the middle plan, I just call every year and tell them I'm switching to Direct TV if they can't lower my rate (have 2 kids that would revolt if we had rabbit ears / we had rabbit ears for over a year)
The warm bathwater has stayed in the tub until room temp since I was a kid.
My kids flinch when I come down the steps in the morning, I can almost see my daughters brain working...did I turn off my cd player, did I close my blinds, oh lord please don't tell me I forgot to turn off my light! Thats right daddy does a quick energy audit (10 seconds) thru each kids room before I leave for work, if they fail I tell them they are killing the trees and animals. I have pretty good compliance since they are little animal lovin kids and don't want to have a dead squirrel on their consciounce.
When my grandma passed away we were going thru her house and found an old picnic basket totally filled with pre-wrapped plastic utensils, must have been saving them from Hardee's for years. I still use her TV (only thing I got when she passed) its now 19 years old.
Only use rechargeable batteries, if it can't be recharged it is not purchased ...period. (my wife rarely breaks this rule)
I buy a lot of things on EBAY for cheap. Razor blade refills for my Quattro are less than 1/2 the cost that walmart sells for.
Dog eats Ol Roy (walmart house brand) and rarely goes to the vet. Biggest mistake my vet made was telling me that she is the healthiest 10 yr old dog he'd ever seen. I said well I've been feeding her the ol roy that you told me not to feed her, so I guess I'll be back in another decade to get another clean bill of health. (I did just splurge and buy her a bag of ol roy milk bone knock offs since they were $1.14 and I feel bad for leaving her out in the back yard all day when its over 100 degrees, yes she has plenty of fresh water and shade)
A bag of coffee happens to find its way from my work to my home from time to time
when my work comes out with promo items its like christmas morning at home, hey kids look at these here fancy alarm clocks, keychains, and stress balls!!!! If I gave this [censored] out to my customers they would cancel service.
Clothing is never purchased, my inlaws start to feel bad about me dressing poorly and buy me nice stuff for christmas. My wife said I need new boxers and I told her that will be my christmas present, she's good with that.