I discovered my broadband cable internet came in two tiers. I had somehow been bumped to the fast, expensive tier. Bumped myself back down.
I do not and never have paid for cable TV. Did splurge on a netflix $5 plan for the wife for her birthday. Saves gas going to the video store. Can get many cable shows on DVD if we wanted. "Reno 911!" and "Sex and the City" have made it to free over the air broadcast syndication, as have "The Shield", "south park" etc. Sure they edit the shows but they still follow the same basic plot.
Occasionally just eat 33 cent pork n beans from a can at work, I don't even heat them up.
ROFL at the homemade beer, that is ingenious. I just buy my beer in New Hampshire, I get the cheap swill... PBR, Miller high life... A couple suitcases last me half a year. Sure a sam adams tastes better but it's 3x the price when I open it, and that is forefront on my mind.
I'm considering bringing my rechargeable batteries to work to charge them up there. I save my office energy by shutting off lights and computer monitors. Embezzle some of that back in the winter by plugging in my engine block heater.
$100 oakleys? I paid $75 for prescription sunglasses in that cool aviator style. If I weren't myopic I'm sure i'd be in dollar store sunglasses. Vanity ain't cheap.